Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
“I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?” “Neither, just a plain simple ass.”
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER… wherever u go out network follows
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutyful, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.