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A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
Use ur BRAIN and try and Guess…!!!

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um she had a light in her hand?

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Nope

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It was daytime!!! :phati:

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Very CloseThe answer is…It was a bright, sunny day.

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Next Question
Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?

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how about.....
nine and five were thirteen

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Nope

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9 n 5 r 14 not 13.....

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And the Answer is: **Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.
**It took u a long time to work it out lol

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Next Question:
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

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it will say on the can..

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tomato soup red in colour
chicken soup hmmm... cream colour

hehehe ,,,

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read the label

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:) ***Ur Genius:) forgive me if the spellings wrong :) *

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Next Question:
If a man were born in Greece, raised in Spain, came to America, and died in San Francisco, what is he?
If u givup let me know

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he'ss.....uhhh...international?


or just born in greece....

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Dead :stuck_out_tongue:

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he still remains a man c'mon :::

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dead man...