Jokes.... hehe

Salam Friends:-

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A business executive injured his leg skiing one
weekend. By the time he got home Sunday, the leg was
very swollen and he was having difficulty walking, so
he called his physician at his home. The doctor told
him to soak it in hot water. He tried soaking it in
hot water but the leg became more swollen and more
painful.

His maid saw him limping and said, “I don’t know, I’m
only a maid, but I always thought it was better to use
cold water, not hot, for swelling.” He tried switching
to cold water, and the swelling rapidly subsided.

On Monday morning he called his Dr. again to complain.
“Say Doc, what kind of a doctor are you anyway? You
told me to soak my leg in hot water and it got worse.
My maid told me to use cold water and it got better.”

“Really?” answered the doctor, “I don’t understand it
-my maid said hot water.”

baat nikalegee to phir duur talak jaayegee
log bewajaH udaasee kaa sabab poochhenge
ye bhee poochhenge ke tum itnee pareshaaN kyooN ho
oongliyaaN uTheNgee sookhe huye baaloN kee taraf
ek nazar dekheNge guzre huye saaloN kee taraf
chooDiyoN par bhee kaI taNz kiye jaayeNge
kaaNpate haathoN pe bhee fikRe kase jaayeNge

log zaalim haiN har ek baat kaa taanaa deNge
baatoN baatoN meiN meraa zikR bhee le aayenge
unakee baatoN kaa zaraa saa bhee asar mat lenaa
waRnaa chehre ke taasur se samaJh jaayeNge
chaahe kuchh bhI ho sawaalaat naa karnaa unse
mere baare meiN koI baat na karnaa unse
baat nikalegii to phir door talak jaayegee

Aik Sathi
kamikaze

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