Guys somebody has told George W Bush that we are posting his jokes here. Have a look at this report
George Bush and Dick Cheney are talking, when Bush suddenly complains “I hate all the dumb George Bush jokes people tell about me.”
Cheney, feeling sorry for his “boss,” says “Oh, they’re only jokes. There are a lot of truly stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it to you.”
Cheney takes Bush outside and hails a cab.
“Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I’m home,” says Cheney. The cab driver, without saying a word, drives them to 29 Nickel Street.
Cheney looks at Bush and says, “See! This guy is really stupid.”
George Bush agrees. “He really is a dummy. There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead.”
Bush logic
A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
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Asked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: "Well, George Washington couldn't tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth. And George W. Bush can't tell the difference."
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Bush on tragedy
George W. was visiting a Florida elementary school while a fifth grade class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr.Bush if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word "tragedy."
Mr.Bush asks the class for "an example of a tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, was playing in the street and a car came along and ran over him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says George W. "that would be an accident."
A little girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained George W. "that's what we would call a Great Loss."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteered.
Mr.Bush searches the room, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, in the back of the room a small boy raises his hand, in a quiet voice he says, "If you and your lawyers, Mr.Bush were to be eaten by a pack of hungry 20 foot alligators, that would certainly be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims George W., "that's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "it must be a tragedy, because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."
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Medical Miracles
An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House for four years, and now half the country is looking for work."
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"PLZ LOVE ME!"
THE GIRL SAID VERY RUDELY:
"TUMEIN LOVE KARNE SE PEHLE MEIN MAR NA JAON"
"SARDAR"SAID MAR JANA PAR KISI GHRIB DE KAM NA AANA....
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"WIFE"JAY MAIN MAR GAEI TAY TERA KI HOWAY GA:
"HUSBAND"PAGAL HO JAHON GA:
"WIFE"DOJE SHADI TAY NAHI KAREY GA:
"HUSBAND"PAGAL KUJH V KAR SAKDA AY....
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pathan ki girl friend ne pocha:
jab hamari mangni hogi tab tum muje,
1 ring doge...!pathan;wai zaroor dega;btao PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe.
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poultry farm owner ne sub murghion se kaha:
agar tum ne raat ko 2,2 unday na diye tu main
tum ko dana nahi doon ga...
agle din uss ne dekha ke sub ne 2 undy diye,
magar ek murgi se usey 1 anda mila,
owner:tum ne 1 anda kyun diya?
jawab mila:janab, ye bi aap k dar se diya hai,
warna main to murgha hoon..............
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Thappar Marnay per naraz Biwi say Shohar nay kaha
Begum insaan usi ko marta hai jis say wo pyaar karta hai
Biwi nay Shohar ko Do Thappar martay hua kaha
Aap kiya samajhtay hain main say pyaar nahi karti hoon kiya
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QAYAMAT KE DIN JAB FARISHTON NE
SUB SE KAHA APNE APNE GHUNH....,
PAPER PAR LIKHO,
SAB NE APNE GHUNH LIKHEY,
KE ACHANAK APP KI AAWAZ AAI,
EXTRA SHEET PLZ.............................