You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, “We aren’t in, leave a message.”
That’s why I’ve decided to keep mine simple and short.
“I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me…”
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Tell me about it , some people have recorded family drama on their answering machine , like this machine of one of my friends goes like this.
There is some kid yelling and screaming and then the dad in the background says “munni will not give me the phone so I cannot talk to your please leave a message.”
Freaking slap that silly child and talk to me I have a good new for you. 
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RESUME BLOOPERS
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:
"Responsibility makes me nervous."
"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions."
"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches."
SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:
"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."
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LOL! Genius resumes