The woman,s husband was falling in and out of coma this time when he came out he motioned her to come close with teary eyes he held her hand and said dear honey you were by my side when i was fired,you were there when i lost my business you were there when my house burned down,you were there when i was shot,you were by my side when i start losing my health the wife becam so emotional she was happy that her husband remember every time then husband left her hand and said 'you are bad luck for me:;
i want to leave you
Some where there in a pind a jatt had a khotta (donkey)and he had a quality when ever some one said something to that donkey he shook his head in (yes)way jatt was so proud of his khota he annonced that he who will make his khota to shake his head as minus(na/nafi)andaz mein woh jatt us ka saath apni kurri ka biyya(shadi)kar da gha.bohut log jawan boorhay try karnay ayay koi kamyab na hua.log dilchaspi khonein lagay k aik marasi aya aur bola k mein is ko na karat hoon sab pind walay hansanay lagay marasi par us nein kaha aik chance do log khotay ko la kar ayay majma akatha ho gaya marasi khotay k paas gaya aur khotay k kaan (ear)mein kuch kaha khota nahin nahin k andaz mein sar hilanein laga shor much gaya gi marasi sharat geet gaya jatt ko gussa bhi aur suspence bhi k marasi nein kia kiaa jo khota haar gaya. jaat bola sab sharat mein data hoon mujhay batao tum nein khotay k kaan mein kia kaha tha.marasi bola koi khas baat nahin mein nein khotay ko poocha k mere saath private part badalna hai???
[This message has been edited by Babar Khawaja (edited October 03, 1999).]
[This message has been edited by Babar Khawaja (edited October 06, 1999).]