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Aik aadmi ne dusre aadmi se pucha … Bhai Khushi kisay kehte hain? Tou dusre aadmi ne jawab diya … Bhai mujhay kiya maloom mein to shadi shuda hoon

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Aik shakhs ne Aladin ka chiragh saaf kiya to uss mein se sik jin nikla. Jin ne pucha kiya hukum hai mere aqa. Us admi ne kaha mujhay america se le kar pakistan tak aik bridge bana kar do. Jin ne kaha sir yeh to bohat hi mushkil kaam hai aap kuch aur khwahish karein. To us admi ne kaha acha yeh karo k meri bivi mujh se khush ho jaye. Jin thori der soch kar bola .. aao ko bridge one way chahiye ya two way.

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Life is not a box of chocolate,
it's a plate of chillies.
What you might do today-
Might burn your ass tommorow[emoji13].

And if that's no a joke then here is another one:

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Qaim Ali Shah us waqt gali ke nukkaR pe moochhoN pe taao dete huye paan kii duukaan pe khaRe na rahe hoNge varna BaRii Bii ko itnii maayoosii na hotii. :)

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@KKF lol Bari bii abhi Bhi jawan hongi Isi liye expect kar rahe hongi Kay nuukaar walay larkay unhay Bhi chairty[emoji13][emoji13]