Three boys were heading home from school one day when
one started the time-honored game of paternal one-
upmanship. He said, “My dad’s way faster than any of
yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the
pitcher’s mound and run and catch it just after it
crosses the plate!”
One of the other boys said, “Oh yeah? Well, my dad can
shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and
hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!”
The last boy said, “Your dads don’t even come close to
being faster than mine. My dad works for the government,
and even though he works every day until 4:00
he gets home at 3:30!”