Joke

hi friends i am sending to you a joke i hope you will enjoy that.

A little boy in Leicester, who didn’t have any money to buy a Christmas present for his mummy, decided to write to Father Christmas to ask for £100. He posted the letter, addressing it of course to Father Christmas at the North Pole. The staff at Leicester post office forwarded it to 10 Downing Street (the Chancellor of the Exchequer - responsible for the country’s money). Tony Blair read the letter, and his kind heart was touched by the boy’s plea. With a tear in his eye he instructed Gordon Brown to send the boy a fiver, judging that to such a young lad this would seem a substantial sum and would be enough for a small present for the mother. The money duly arrived, and the boy immediately sat down to write a thank you letter.

“Dear Santa,” he wrote, “Thanks very much for answering my request. However, I notice that for some reason you had to send the money via Downing Street, and the bastards have deducted 95 per cent tax”.

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Umer, the Pakistani Brain of Austria

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I’ve heard this one before.
But it’s funny every time.

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