Chaliye ! Pakhtoon/Pathan o par naheen! Humsaya mulk ke Sardaaron par bhi naheen! Khalis apne Punjab ke Gujranwala ke kisi pind (gaaon) ke hawale se yeh likh raha hoon. Pasand na aaye to bhool jaaen!
" Chowdhary Allah Ditta Sahab apne beti-daamad se milne Brooklyn New York tashreef le aaye pehli pahal. Bechaare Angrezi to bohat door ki baat hai Urdu bhi bohat kam bolte the. Saath unki begum aur naujawan kudi Zeenat bhi thi jo kuchh English bol leti thi. Sab kuchh sahih chal raha tha keh Allah ko kya manzoor hua keh Zeenat bibi apni baaji ke saath Super Market jo gayin so waheen se laapata huin! Ab hum Brooklyn (NYPD) ke thaane aate hain. Chowdhary Allah Ditta: O Motiyaan waaleyo! Tuhannu Sohne Rabb di sonh meri guachhi kudi nu labb deyo!
**Detective Earnst McGowan: **Whats this man saying? Rasheeda Bibi (Chowdhari Sahib ki Beti): My father pleads that you find my lost sister quickly! Earnst McGowan: So madam describe her to me. Gotta photo of her? Earnst McGowan (Tasweer dekhkar): Hmm! Very cute I see! Aint she? Bibi Rasheeda: Yes sir. Very beautiful and so young. She was wearing traditional Pathani Suit that we wear in Pakistan. Earnst McGowan: I see! Bibi Rasheeda: And she was wearing golden ear rings, a pair of golden bangles and a golden necklace with a pearl pendant.
**Earnst McGowan: **Oh I see!
**Bibi Rasheeda: **Yes officer. We are very upset and worried!
**Earnst McGowan: **Yes! Yes! I see that maam ! I see!
Ab Chowdhary Allah Ditta jo ab tak khamosh baith kar sab kuchh sun rahe the, besabri ke aalam mein Detective McGowan ke collar khenchte hue yun chilla uth tey hain.
**Chowdhary Allah Ditta: **Oe kudi yahe Angrez de bachhey! Aai si Aai si Aai si bolli jaana? Je aai si saahdi kudi eithe tere kol te gayi kithey? Onu chhaddeya kyun kanjareyaa? Teri chaai nu main…!!!
I have recently been entrusted with the additional responsibility of this wonderful forum alongwith AJ. I am kinda new here myself (hey you in the corner...don't laugh!), but i have a few suggestions which if we all agree to, will make the experience much more enjoyable for everybody around.
1) Mud-Slinging: Oh...there are some favorites like Sardarjees, khan bhais, India-Pakistan and what not. Please do so at all counts, save the last one and the likes. I am sure you'd all appreciate it's kinda sensitive and secondly I almost always fail to appreciate the kick that people get out of posting such jokes. They generally fail to win respect or laugh of either party on merit and it generally ensues in mud-slinging all around. You are requested to avoid this at all costs. Thanks
edit: As an afterthought, if you get such jokes and you find them really funny, please do share them here, but you can easily change the nationalities in them now, couldn't you? That would give us all a good laugh without the side-effects. Hena bhae? :~)
2) Adult Stuff: Please consider the ratings of the jokes when posting. Certain jokes, no matter how entertaining they may seem to 'a' particular audience may be unsuitable for global audience of this forum.
That's about it bhai loug. It would be appreciated if we can have a quick rundown of the joke on the above before posting. The result, we assure you would be a more entertaining experience for all visitors of the forum.
Thank you for you cooperation.
Regards,
GOOD PAJI SAB BRI CH***** BATAEN HAEN BUT I LOVE U
