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THE PACHYDERM COLLECTION:
Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want; it can’t hear you.
Q: Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkly?
A: Because, if it was small, white, and smooth, it would be an aspirin.
Q: What’s gray and white on the inside and red on the outside?
A: An inside out elephant.
Q: What is gray and not there?
A: No elephants.
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns
blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns
blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.
Q: And why did the tree fall down?
A: It thought it was an elephant.
Q: How do you get an elephant into a Volkswagen (VW)?
A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, and close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the
fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.
Q: How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagen?
A: Two in the front and two in the back.
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: Two sets of footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A: Can’t get the fridge door closed.
Q: How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A: There’s a VW parked outside it.
Q: How do you get eight elephants in a fridge?
A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VWs in the fridge.
Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?
A: Open door, pull two VWs out, put Tarzan in, close door.
Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
A: You can’t, silly. There is only one Tarzan!
Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
A: The fridge isn’t large enough to hold them all.
Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?
A: Depends on the number of elephants.
Q: The lion gathered all the animals for a meeting. All of them showed
up except the elephants. Why?
A: They were stuck in the VW.
Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW?
A: None. The elephants are in there!
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants coming over the hill?
A: “Look, there’re 1,000 elephants coming over the hill.”
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants with sunglasses on
coming over the hill?
A: Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.
Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
A: No? Guess it must work.