Joke of the Month Competition (January)

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Everyone post their favourite joke in Urdu and then we will have a poll on the weekend to see which is the funniest!

Competition closes: Thursday 31st January.

And one entry each so pick the one you think is most funny (but hasn’t already been posted!)

Good luck! :slight_smile:

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

[note]Joke posted against rules. Please check here for more information:
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/humor-rated-g/426812-jokes-rules-please-read.html.

Feel free to post a new entry. [/note]

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

Waiting for entries!

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

**Kisi ki biwi ko jin chimatt gaya to usko uska dost kehne laga…

O Bhai ji suna hai bhabhi ji ko jin chimmat gaya hai.. ab kya hota ???

Wo bola: Ye to jin ki ghalti hai.. ab bhugte ka khud hi **

:omg: :rotfl:

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

:bizz::rotfl:
but the thing is.. ur joke is against rules of forums :biggthumb: as it was mine:vivo:
.. kia karen..:mudhosh:.. rules to follow karnay parengay..:d6c:… :sadaf:

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

hahahahaahaha ok Sir per kya rules hein ?? :faizy:

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/humor-rated-g/426812-jokes-rules-please-read.html...ye rULES hen.:bummer:

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

ohkk Sir :phati:

edited :@:

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

I don’t get why HM’s joke was against the rules? :konfused:

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

Husband and wife apny room me khamoosh:

Biwi ki soch:

Kyun ye mujh sy baat ni kr raha? kiya ye dusri shadi k bary me soch raha hy? kiya ye kisi or ko chahta hy? kiya is ny mery chehry py wrinkles dekhy hain??????????

Husband ki soch:

Pata ni kal CNG labni aa k naee:D

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

Great entries HM and marina :)

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

Anymore entries? I may need to extend the competition deadline :hmmm:

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Re: Joke of the Week Competition (21/01/13)

Deadline extended until 31st of January to allow for more entries!

Postyour best Urdu jokes here. :)

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Re: Joke of the Month Competition (January)

Don't u think it would be easy if u guys just select the jokes posted in the section last month, or in a predetermined time frame and make others vote on them.

I guess that would bring more traffic, and more members would be involved in the competition.

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Re: Joke of the Month Competition (January)

^ Thanks for your suggestion COLD FIRE :)

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Re: Joke of the Month Competition (January)

comon friends are you sleeping pyare logo… post karein naa jokesssssssssss :shoaby:

hurry uppppppppppppppppppp :yahoo:

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Re: Joke of the Month Competition (January)

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola Ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??

Doctor:"300 rupees."

Engineer:"Chale Dr Sahab.. ??"

Doctor ne bike nikali engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye

Doctor: Patient kha hai.. ??

Engineer:"Mareez toh koi nahi hai , taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 mein le aaya :P

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Re: Joke of the Month Competition (January)

^ Awesome. Thanks DA!

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Re: Joke of the Month Competition (January)

Ek Khatoon Ne Ek Ameer BooRhay Aadmi Se Shadi kar Li.

Doosri Khatoon Ne Poocha: Tum Ne Un Mein Kia Dekha?

Pehli Khatoon:

Ek To Un Ki Income

Doosray Unke Din Kum!

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Re: Joke of the Month Competition (January)

^ :biggthumb: Thanks diwana.