(I read ‘joke of the day’ in the paper every morning. Thought of sharing yesterday’s jokes with you.)
Two little boys were arguing.
“My father is better than your father!”
“No he’s not!”
“My brother is better than your brother!”
“No he’s not!”
“My mother is better than your mother!”
The second boy paused.” Well I guess you’ve got me there. My father says the same thing.”
10 laws for women to live by
1- Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
2- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3- If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.
4- Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.
5- Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.
6- Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell
them apart.
7- Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are do-it-yourself types.
8- Best way to get a man to do something –suggest they’re too old for it.
9- Love is blind – but marriage is a real eye-opener.
10- If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
