A guy dials home from work. A strange woman answers.
Guy: “Who is this?”
Maid: “This is the maid.”
Guy: “We don’t have a maid!”
Maid: “I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.”
Guy: “Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”
Maid: “ummm… she’s upstairs with someone whom i just figured was her
husband.”
The guy is fuming.
Guy: “Listen, would you like to make 50,000 bucks?”
Maid: “What do i have to do?”
Guy: “I want you get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch
and the jerk she is with.”
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two
gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone.
Maid: “What should i do with the bodies?”
Guy: “Throw them in the swimming pool!”
Maid: “What? but there’s no pool here!”
Long pause…
Guy: “Uh… is this 2756403?”
Maid: “No…”
Guy: “Oh… sorry… wrong number…”
very hi funny kaka-AZ…
thanx 4 posting te sharing…
God bless u all…
DerVaisH
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