Joke In Urdu

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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I dont know if this one has been posted before so please bare with me. I want to write this joke in Urdu becasue otherwise the translation ruins it. If someone wants to do an adequate translation, please be my Guest

Doo doust samandra kinaray tehel rahay thay. Un main say aik koo tairna aatta tha aur aik koo nahin. Kuch door chlanay kaay baad un koo aik board nazar aya jis par likkha tha
“Doobtay koo bachaeyey panch(5) hazar ropay inaam”

Pehla dosray say kehta hai “Yarr tum samandar main kud jao aur main tumhain bacha loon gaa, iss tarha humain 5 hazar ropay milain gay aur woh rakam hum adhee adhee kar lain gay”. Pehlaa dosst maan jata hai aur samandar main chalang laga kar jhoot moot chekhnay lagat hai “Bachao Bachao”

Pehlaa dosst kuch nahin karta too dosraa doust wakee main doobnay lagta hai. Dosraa doost chekhtaa hai “Kiya kar rahay hoo tum? Bachaoo bachao” Pehlaa doost aik aur board kee taraf ishara karta hai jis par yeh likkha hotta hai. “Laash ko nikleyey, Das(10)hazar ropay inaam”

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ya maine pahlay suna howa ha but phir bhi

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~Live With Dignity, Respect Humanity~

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LOL

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He He He

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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Define reality…

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ddddddDDDDDDDDddanggggggggg..

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i laughed so hard that u will not believe yar..

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.. thanks for such wonderful joke..

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waisay, urdu ke lateefon ki idhar kaafi kami hay.. don’t u think ? :slight_smile: keep’em coming..

Life is all a big confusion.. people ignore their feelings, their thoughts, their ideas, their theories, their wishes, and they even ignore what they WANT in order to be happy. Yet surprisingly they remain calm!

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Well Thanks alot for appriciating people. I feel obligated now to credit the proper source. This joke was published in an Indian Urdu newspaper called Siyasat. I got it from their website and I am not aware of its original roots.