A man in a Corvette saw a man on the side of the road waving him down, he pulled up and
asked the man what was wrong. The man replied hid Geo Metro had broken down.
Man 1: Where were you going?
Man 2: To Lancaster
Man 1: Oh that’s alright. I am going there as well, I will tow you if you like.
They tied the Geo on to the back of the Corvette
Man 1: If I go too fast for you honk your horn and I’ll slow down.
About ten minutes up the road they stopped at some traffic lights. A few seconds later a Ford Mustang turbo went past, straight through the red light. The Corvette driver (forgetting he was towing the Geo) muttered I’m not going to stand for that.
And he put his foot down. The race continued for about 10 minutes, by which time
the Geo’s wheels had started to smoke.
They finally got on to the I-80, (and without
knowing it) they went about 130-mph, straight
past a police patrol car. There were two cops in the car, one was eating his lunch and the other was looking out of the window.
Cop 1: Whoa…did you see that?
Cop 2: No..why? what was it!
Cop 1: It’s a miracle!
Cop 2: Yes yes but what did you see?
Cop 1: Well … there was a Corvette and a
Mustang having a race at over 130 mph, and a doggone Geo Metro was honking it’s horn right behind the Corvette trying to pass!!!