JonyBr
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Teacher : Amjad, u r an hour late today for school…why ?
Amjad : Sir, I did a very nobel job today & thats why i got late.
Teacher : Thats very good Amjad, what did u do ?
Amjad : I helped the old lady cross the road sir.
Teacher : Good, but u took an hour for that ?
Amjad : Actually, Sir, the lady didnt want to cross the road.

B_dal
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i am sure amjad is u in this joke 

haha :k: Great what a nobel job ..
bacha waisay khasa tubelight lagta hai! :D
nahin ji yeah to joke k ooper aik joke tha… 
she
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MAMOON........................(zoor zoor sey awaz daying)
missing my MAMOON...
prolly wanted brownie points