Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif goes to Washington for a meeting with Bill Clinton. After dinner, Bill says to Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif: “Well Sharif , I don’t know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant.” “How do you know?” asks Sharif
“Oh well, it’s simple”, says Bill. “They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second”. He calls Madeleine Albright over and says to her “Tell me Madeleine, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?” “Ah, that’s simple Mr. President”, says Madeleine, “it is me!”
“Well done Madeleine”, says Clinton and our Sharif is very impressed.
He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet. He calls in Sartaj Aziz and says: "Sartaj Aziz , tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? " Sartaj Aziz thinks and thinks and doesn’t know the nswer. "Can I think about it a bit further Mr. Prime Minister ? May I let you know tomorrow? "
“Of course”, says Sharif, “you’ve got 24 hours.”
Sartaj Aziz goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his Cabinet Secretary, Chief Secretaries and Joint Secretaries, but no-one knows the answer. Twenty hours later, Sartaj Aziz is very worried - still no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually Sartaj Aziz says “I’ll ask George Fernandez, he’s clever, he’ll know the answer.” He calls Fernandez.
"George ", he says, “tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?” “Very simple”, says George, “it’s me!” “Of course” says Sartaj Aziz and rings Sharif.
"Mr. Prime Minister ", says Sartaj Aziz , “I’ve got the answer: it’s George Fernandez”.
“No, you idiot”, says Sharif, “it’s Madeleine Albright”.
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yeh a good one but i think this has already been posted here.
And you know what? Its pretty close to the truth.
my dear your joke is not a funny because i cant understnd english