*First guy (proudly): my wife is an angel.
Second guy: “You r lucky…mine is still alive.”*
*A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get marry?
And father replied," I don’t know my son, I am still paying"*
Ist man: The last fight was my fault.
2nd man: What is that?
Ist main: My wife asked "what’s on TV?
I said,“Only Dust.”
kissi ka yooN to hua kaun umar bhar phir bhi…
[This message has been edited by Gemini the Great (edited November 22, 2001).]