Re: Johny Br, Shiki n Phatoo....
Shikra merges the most threads. Any thread you see with this in it --> "[merged]" is Shikra's doing. Sometimes he forces me at gunpoint to merge threads, because he doesn't want to make himself look bad, but he's usually the one being so strict with the rules and all. He PMs me and Jonybr just about every hour questioning the legitimacy of certain threads.
I use Elmer's glue, although sometimes that doesn't work well and the threads slowly slide apart causing a big gloppy mess all over the Cafe.
Jonybr uses his boogers. They usually work quite well.