**Why Teddy Bears R Better Than Husbands **
They don’t embarrass m wid da way they dress
They never say “I told u so”
They never leave dirty socks on da floor
They never think m 2 fat
They don’t criticize moi drivin
They think all moi jokes r funny
They never talk about m behind my back
They think all moi ideas r brilliant
They never think i talk 2 much
They think all moi time on da computer iz v meaningful
They always trust m
They encourage m 2 do whatever i wanna do
They think everythin i do is way better than da way their mother did it
They totally understand moi need 4 time 2 moiself
They think i m gorgeous when i 1st wake up
They’re completely sympathetic 2 moi mood swings
They’re patient 8 all timez
They can hug n cuddle widout wantin anythin more
The hair on their back iz soft n da hair in their ears iz cute
We shud all strive 2 b more like teddy bears by:
Bein quiet more often n listenin more
:smokin:
…sheeeesshhhhhhh!! i would never love my husband liek that, no matter how cuddly and hugable he is 
don’t tell m DT u need a man 
