teacher: johnny, what are the first four letters of the alphabet?
johnny:i dont know
teacher go home and learn them tonight.
at home johnny asks his sister what is the first letter of the alphabet.
sister:shut up shut up shutup
johnny writes that on his hand
then he asks his mother who was on the phone:what is the second letter of the alphabet?
mother says:uh huh. uh huh.
johnny writes that on his hand.
next he asks his brother what is the third letter of the alphabet?
brother says:dadararaaaaaa batman
johnny writes that on his hand.
finally johnny goes to his dad who is in the bathroom:what is the fourth letter of the alphabet
dad says:in the toilet
next day teacher asks johnny what are the fist four letters of the alphabet
johnny says shut up shut up shutup
teacher:do you want to go to the principal’s office
johnny:uh huh uh huh
principal asks him who are you?
johnny says dadararaaa batman
principal:where do you live ?
johnny says in the toilet!