Job Interviews

A job interview is a place to impress future bosses. These responses to questions posed by hiring managers, however, left the wrong sort of impression:

  • Why should we hire you? “I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time!”

  • Why are you leaving your current job? "I was fired from my last job because they were forcing me to attend anger-management classes.

  • Tell of a time you made a mistake and how you dealt with it. “I stole equipment from my old job, and I had to pay for its replacement!”

  • Have you submitted your two weeks’ notice to your current employer? "What is two weeks’ notice? I’ve never quit a job. I’ve always been fired. "

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^ :omg:

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hehehehe :D

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An honest crook.

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:smokin:

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:k:

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Reminds me of the guy in our college who stole a graphics card and sold it to buy a pack of smoke.