Bill was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on
his way.
One day Bill decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew
nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone
who could do that for him. The next day he had set up three interviews.
The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Bill asked him, “Do you notice anything different about me?” And the gentleman answered, “Why
yes, i couldn’t help but notice you have no ears.” Bill got angry and threw him out.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. But then he asked her the same question, “Do you notice anything different about me?” And she replied: “Well, you have no ears.” Bill
again was upset, very upset, and tossed her out.
The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was
handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.
Bill was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the big question:
“Do you notice anything different about me?” And to his surprise, the young man answered: “Yes. You wear contact lenses.”
Bill was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man you are. “How in the world did you know that?” The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, “Well, it’s pretty hard to wear
glasses with no f*****g ears!”
