If you work for a big company, you know what it’s like
when you get your performance review - telling you how great
or how lousy you performed. If you are a student, it’s sort
of like grades with lots of comments.
But what do these terms really mean.?
Here is a version that is probably quite close to the truth.
- Average Employee: Not too bright.
- Exceptionally Well
Qualified: Made No Major Blunders Yet. - Active Socially: Drinks a lot
- Family Active Socially: Spouse drinks, too.
- Character Above Reproach: Still one step ahead of the law.
- Zealous Attitude: Opinionated
- Quick-Thinking: Offers plausible excuses.
- Plans For Advancement: Buys drinks for all the boys.
- Uses Logic On
Difficult Jobs: Gets someone else to do it. - Expresses Themselves Well: Speaks in full sentences.
- Meticulous A nit picker.
- Good Judgement: Lucky.
- Career-Minded: Back-stabber.
- Coming Along Well: About to be let go.
- Of Great Value To The
Organization: Gets to work on time. - Relaxed Attitude: Sleeps at desk.
- Work Is First Priority: Too ugly to get a date.
- Independent Worker: Nobody knows what he/she does.
- Forward Thinking: Procrastinator.
- Great Presentation Skills: Able To Bullshit.
- Good Communication Skills: Spends lots of time on phone.
- Loyal: Can’t get a job anywhere else.
- Keen Sense Of Humor: Knows a lot of dirty jokes.
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