Husband: Aaj khane main kia banaogi?
Wife: Jo tum Kaho
Husband: Daal Chawal
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khae the.
Husband: Sabzi bana lo
Wife: Bache nahin khate
Husband: Qeema
Wife: Nahin, mujhe allergy hai
Husband: Acha! Parathe bana lo
Wife: Raat ko parathe kon khata hai?
Husband: To phir kadhi bana lo.
Wife: Dahi nahin hai
Husband: Acha to phir kia banaogi
Wife: Jo Tum Kaho