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Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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**A young boy and his doting grandmother were walking along the sea shore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere, sweeping the child out to sea.

The horrified woman fell to her knees, raised her eyes to the heavens and begged the Lord to return her beloved grandson.

Lo, another wave reared up and deposited the stunned child on the sand before her.

The grandmother looked the boy over carefully. He was fine.

But still she stared up angrily toward the heavens. “When we came,” she snapped indignantly, “he had a hat!” **

:smiley:

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lol…here is one…

A man climbed on a very tall tree. when he got to the top, he looked down and once he looked down on the ground, he was scared of the height. he prayed to god that if he landed on ground safely, he would slaughter a camel. well the man started to come down. when he was half way down, he said to god, well i think i’ll slaughter a sheep. he came down even more and then he said actually i’ll just slaughter a hen. he finally landed on ground. he was happy and said “why should i slaughter anything? mein apni mehnat sey neechey aaya hoon:snooty:”

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Good One eh!!! :fraudia: :k: :biggrin:

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:hehe:

both of them are really :k:

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hahaa nice,
both are nice
and yeah Shikra, you finally got a better avatar :k:

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PAKISTAN ZINDABAD :jhanda: