jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

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[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

There is a difference (esp. in the force used and the location at which it was given) when one looks at it from Aliyishological point of view

1) jhamper - He got this when he was on his motorcycle waiting for someone and a girl passed by. Rest is history
2) chappair **- He got this when he read some pick-up lines in Joke forum and tried to use it in front of Girls college in Karachi but no positive result.
3) **thappar - He got this when he tried to hit on Bata owner's daughter
4) chapat - This one is from the day when he went to visit someone in the hospital and spotted a nurse. Later on, people came to visit him.
4)** tumancha** - This....well.....he really didn't do anything

[Cool_Breeze]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

Laatein
Mukkay
Thudday
Ghoonsay

[P_G]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

method of dilv main koi ferq nahi hota yeh JIS ko perta hay us ki lang ka aytbar hota hay snooty

[AQ]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

you forgot chappat kaa baRa bhai ChamaaT :p

[aikajnabi]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

@Problem _girl

bhai lang mera khiyal main yeh jo MQM walay hotay hain un say mansoob hay

method of dilv main koi ferq nahi hota yeh JIS ko perta hay us ki lang ka aytbar hota hay snooty

i know yor r waiting for sum funny replies : P

bhi lang sirf MQM ki hee nahi sari political parties main paii jatai hai...including PPP, some paindo parties, and some choudry parties too.

[danday_wala]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

yay jab bhi pitai ki baat hoti hay, thappar jhampar etc. in connection with girls, to aliyish pai hi kiu becharay pay sab ki nazraiN jaati haiN?

aliyish pai ghum mat karo, wo kiya kehtay haiN kay…

Badd acha, Baddnaam bura

OK, I know you are mixture of both,

[chacha_Ghalib]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

@Anwaar Qureshi

you forgot chappat kaa baRa bhai ChamaaT

tajarba bolta hai :halo:

p.s. paai aur pehnoo, aaj lagta hai alyish ghair haazir hai warna ab tak aaday log to baag chukay hotay. ramzaan main gheebat :aq:

[danday_wala]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

@Fraudz

aliyish believes in

girtay hain shahsawaar hi maidan e jang mein.

Should be more like:

Jamphar Khaatay haiN Shah-Khawar hi Larki kay bhai say

[chacha_Ghalib]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

^ not quite...

jhamper khaaty hain poond hi larki kay bhai say

[Ask99]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

@Hum_Hain_Lajawab

There is a difference (esp. in the force used and the location at which it was given) when one looks at it from Aliyishological point of view

1. jhamper - He got this when he was on his motorcycle waiting for someone and a girl passed by. Rest is history
2. **chappair **- He got this when he read some pick-up lines in Joke forum and tried to use it in front of Girls college in Karachi but no positive result.
3. thappar - He got this when he tried to hit on Bata owner’s daughter
4. chapat - This one is from the day when he went to visit someone in the hospital and spotted a nurse. Later on, people came to visit him.
   4)** tumancha** - This…well…he really didn’t do anything

…Good one Nemo:k:

[Ask99]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

@Fraudz

what are the technical differences between the following

1) jhamper, 2) chappair, 3) thappar, 4) chapat, 4) tumancha

so since aliyish had many of these given to him in front of girls colleges, I will ask him first, but others who have first or second hand ifnormation about these items, please add your thoughts as well.

Waise Mr Frauds you forgot to add the ever so popular
Rappttaa... now that was funny:D

[danday_wala]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

@chacha_Ghalib

^ not quite…

jhamper khaaty hain poond hi larki kay bhai say

changed Shahswaar to Shah-Khawar,

[Ask99]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

@Fraudz

aray jis jis ko jo jo parr chukka hai, yahan add karta jaye. what is a rapptta,

U mean mar chukka hai
Rapptaa= bhai log ka zore dar chaperh...:D

[Ask99]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

@Fraudz

what are the technical differences between the following

1. jhamper,
2. chappair,
3. thappar,
4. chapat,
5. tumancha

so since aliyish had many of these given to him in front of girls colleges, I will ask him first, but others who have first or second hand ifnormation about these items, please add your thoughts as well.

My Perception:

1. jhamper, = ulte hath ka
2. chappair, mooin pe zore dar..(strength )
3. thappar, =face reddening..more embarrassing then painful
4. chapat, =Indian films ka asar..
5. tumancha= Nazuk sa ..more funny then anything:cb:

[Ask99]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

^^ and what is the proof:rolleyes:…wat I recall as hearing…"chaappatt khai gaa"in Indian tapori films:D…eg…munna bhai…tension nahi leine kaa…!!

[Cool_Breeze]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

how about LittarR
wo bhi zor say parRta hai

[Cool_Breeze]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

@Fraudz

if u wear it on your hands then please include that in here as well :)

littarR punjabi mein thappar ko kehtay hain

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

@Cool_Breeze

littarR punjabi mein thappar ko kehtay hain

Punjabi mai littaR pauLa ho ga, thappaR nahi

[Ask99]

Re: jhamper, chappair, thappar, chapat, tamancha

@Cool_Breeze

littarR punjabi mein thappar ko kehtay hain

no CB Lithar is chitarh…I know:blush:…heard it enough times:D