No Jews in China ! Sid and Al are two Jews sitting in a Chinese restaurant in New York. Sid asked Al “Are there any Jews in China?” “I don’t know,” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask our Chinese waiter?” When the waiter came by, Al asked him, “Are there Chinese Jews?” He said “I don’t know sir, let me ask,” and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No Chinese Jews !” “Are you sure?” Al asked. “I’ll check again, sir.” replied the waiter and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere !” When the waiter returned, “Sir, no Chinese Jews.” Al said, “Are you really sure?” Al asked again. “I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews.” Exasperated, the waiter frantically said “Sir, I ask everyone!” "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, and grape Jews, but no one ever here of chinese jews!
What happens when we’re dead? The irony is that all our questions will be answered after we die. We spend our whole life trying to figure out the truth and the only way we’ll find out what it is, is to get hit by a bus. And the only comfort that religion offers is that God is driving that bus.
All racists who are prepared to die for their contry, please do that now.