Q. what goes clop clop clop clop clop clop BANG BANG BANG clop clop clop clop clop clop clop ?
A. a jewish drive by shooting
A. What did one goldfish say to the other goldfish inside the tank?
Q. How do you drive this thing?
Q. What do jews serve on circumcision ceremonies?
A. Cocktails
Q. How to get 1000 jewz in 1 kar?
A. throw a penny in a kar
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GR8 nice jokes
and when i hear jokes about muslims
i will know its just a joke
and that people of other religions
were just kidding
what goes around comes around
When you pick on me .... shame on you
When i pick on you ... shame on me
have fun
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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious.
"I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim. "Suddenly a fierce sandstorm appeared from nowhere. I truly thought my end had come as I lay next to my camel while we being buried deeper and deeper under the sand. But I did not lose my faith in the Almighty Allah, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for a hundred meters all around me, the storm had stopped. Since that day I am a devout Muslim and am now learning to recite the Quran by memory."
"One day while fishing," started the Christian, "I was in my little dinghy in the middle of the ocean. Suddenly a fierce storm appeared from nowhere. I truly thought my end had come as my little dinghy was tossed up and down in the rough ocean. But I did not lose my faith in Jesus Christ, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for 300 meters all around me, the storm had stopped. Since that day I am a devout Christian and am now teaching young children about Him."
"One day I was walking down the road," explained the Jew, "I was in my most expensive designer outfit in the middle of New York city. Suddenly I saw a black bag on the ground in front of me appear from nowhere. I put my hand inside and found a million dollars in cash. I truly thought my end had come as it was a Saturday and we are not allowed to handle money on Saturdays. But I did not lose my faith in God, I prayed and prayed and suddenly,... for 500 meters all around me,... it was Tuesday!"
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nice :)
here's another...
a rabbi, a preist and a molvi, after collecting money for charity could not decide how too split the money, a share for themselves and a share for way of the lord.
the preist said "we should draw a straight line, then throw all the money up in the air, what shall fall on one side, we shall keep, the other side we'll donate for gods blessings.
the molvi disagreed, and said " with this chalk, we'll draw a circle, throw the money in the air, and what shall fall outside the circle, we shall keep, the rest we shall give away to the needy, so the lord shall be happy with us."
however the rabbi disagreed with the both of them, and suggested" no line or circle shall be drawn, instead we shall just throw the money in the air and what god catches, he can keep, the rest wich falls back down is ours"
An Arab was walking through the Pakistan desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked towards image, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The Arab asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"
The man replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "I don't want a tie, you Jewish idiot, I need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 8 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way,...look for Sam's Shack, they'll give you all the water you want."
The Arab thanked him and walked away toward the hill and eventually disappeared.
Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the man was sitting behind his card table with the tie display.
He said, "I told you, about 8 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"
The Arab rasped, "I found it all right. But your brother Sam wouldn't let me in without a tie."
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lol
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