Jew, Paki and Indian
there were three men in a plane. a paki, an indian and a jew, and the plane was about to crash and there was a vending machine to buy parachutes on the plane at the price of 99p, so the paki and indian put £1 each in, and got a parachute and the jew put his £1 and got the parachute. the plane crashed and he was in hospital. the paki and indian both asked “why didnt you jump with us” . the jew replied "because i was still waiting for my change, by the way you 2 idiots forgot your penny , bloody fools” 