so theres these 4 guys walkin down the beach (we’ll assume theyre friedns). and they hit a bottle find a genie inside.
they take the cork off the bottle and ofcourse as tradition goes, the genie to show his gratitude grants all 4 of them a wish each.
jewish guy goes first. “i wish that all the jews in the world go back to israel and live there happily ever after!”
DONE, said the genie and the jew disappeared.
spanish guy goes second. “i wish that all the hispanics in the world go back to mexico and spain and live there happily ever after!”
DONE, said the genie and the spanish disappeared.
black guy goes third. “i wish that all the black people in the world go back to africa and live there happily ever after!”
DONE, said the genie and the black guy disappears.
FINALLY it is the white american’s turn.
“So let me get this straight, are you telling me that there are no more jews, blacks or spanish people in American anymore???”
“YEP,” said the genie.
“Great,” said the white guy. “Just give me a diet coke then!”
