Jesus / Arnold Palmer
Jesus and Moses went golfing. Jesus was about to
hit a shot and said, ‘Hey Moses, watch this! Just
like Arnold Palmer!’
Moses said, ‘Jesus, you can do anything, don’t try
to be like Arnold Palmer.’
Jesus said, ‘No, just like Arnold Palmer.’
Well, Jesus hit the ball in the water so Jesus
asked Moses to retrieve the ball. Moses parted
the water and got the ball. This continued for
about 15 minutes. Finally, Jesus hit the ball in
the water for the 7th time.
‘Please get my ball for me,’ Jesus asked Moses.
Moses said, ‘No, I told you to quit trying to be
like Arnold Palmer, so I’m not getting it this
time.’
So Jesus walked across the water, reached down and
got his ball. While he was doing this, a couple
of kids rode by in a cart and said, ‘Who does he
think he is?.. Jesus?’
Moses said, ‘NO! He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer!’
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”