That’s a grave insult, coming from me. Take it.
The purpose of this thread is to virtually beat the crap out of Jassoos.
I pack quite an e-punch, if I do say so myself.
Jassoosy is not handsome at all and sometimes I’m only nice to him because I feel bad I mean he’s homeless for God’s sake (no PUN intended THERE! Jassoosy sure would know why there is NO PUN INTENDED when i said “for GOD’S sake”, now wouldn’t you, Jassoosy?! Huh? huh? Whatsa matter, big guy?)
Anyways so Jassoos did I ever tell you that you’re the coolest person ever? Good, because you’re NOT. 
And you know what else. I lied about you being my favorite e-pal. In fact, I have a friend I talk to on MSN and he’s a real live Jinn. He’s my favorite e-pal not you, you dumb old sack of beans.
When Jassoos takes showers - oh wait, that’s right…he doesn’t.
One time I saw this poor old ugly man on the street I said, “Hey who the heck are you?,” and he said “It’s me, Jassoos,” and I said oh well that sucks and I sped off in my convertable Mazda Miata. muwahhahahahaahahahaaaaaaaa.
Jassoos is such a wimp and even a kid like me could beat him up I’m gonna punch him so hard ohh you watch and then I’m gonna pull on his arm hairs and braid them and then I’ll shave his head bald (or atleast the portion that isn’t ALREADY BALD!!) hehehe
And you know what else? Jassoos is really just a sookha and helpless little aadmi that’s really really short, I mean, the worst he could do is jump up and punch me in the knee. hahahhahahahaha
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wheeeeeeeeee
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! 
alrite its a little important, i thought u were the best and the nicest mod around here