...James Chachu's Chai Mystery...

He’s faking it :eek: My secret services just reported that there is no chai in his cup. As a matter of fact, he hates chai. The cup is always empty and he acts like he’s drinking chai, as actors do in Pakistani dramas. And the piece of paper he has in his hands, it’s no newspaper or personal appointment book, that’s actually a plain piece of paper that tells him what to type on gupshup. Who gives him that piece of paper? My spies reported it’s Mrs. Bhaand who’s pulling the strings and tells him what he can or cannot say. :eek:

:chai:

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For real? :eek:

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Lol

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Yes :eek: I have some close up shots of the empty cup but I cannot post them as it’ll interfere with his personal life. But he does everything at home himself. Bhaabi doesn’t make him chai, isiliye bechaarey chachu khaali cup ko peetey rahtey hain :frowning:

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:omg:

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agar yeh bat hay to cup say Dhowan kaisai nikalta hay

newspaper wale bat to main bata de us kay peechay KISSI ki tazsveer hay jis ka deedar her waqt hota rehta hay

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Tou phir jab cup mounh k paas jaata hai tou dhoowan uthna band kyon ho jaata hai? If there really was hot chai in it, I think the steam wouldn’t stop when he brings it closer to his mouth. The steam would still be coming out. However, the steam stops when he brings it closer to his mouths and starts coming out as soon as he moves it away from his mouth. There’s some fake smoke behind the cup when he moves it away.

I am telling you, it’s all fake and I have a 99 pages long report on it. :chai:

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I still say James Bhand chai mein bhung mila ker pe rahay hein. Pehley nobody blved me but Shikra bhai ap check ker lein. And the paper in his hand, yeh james uncle ki secretary ka resume hey. He’s starring at her pic. Just look at him, he’s not taking his eyes off her :chai:

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Tumhari seekrit service ko main nay khareed liyaa hay
They are telling you what I WANT THEM to tell you :dixsi:

:chai:

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Yeh tumhara resume’ hay chandaa :wink:

:chai:

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no wonder..no one can have this much tea ..:chai:

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*yikes !!! *

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how sad is that :frowning: .. Uncle james hamari sab hamdardiyaaN aap ke saath hain…

Shikra bhai… you could PM me those photos :smokin:

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James chachu are you sure you are telling my secret services what you want or is it actually bhaabi jee who’s telling you to tell them what she wants? :dixsi:

Haye Allah, aik din mein bhi joroo ka ghulaam banoonga, kitna maza aaye gaa :blush:

Sac You might be right :eek:

Maheen Zaroor, aur inshallah aik din woh photo publically bhi appear hongey :chai:

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yar its not tea all the time
Well it is TEA - but different variations of it

Mon - Black tea no sugar
Tue - Black tea two sugars
Wed - Tea with milk no sugar
Thu - Tea with milk and sugar
Fri - Doodh Pattee
Sat - Qehwaa
Sun - Khaali cup :cb:

:chai:

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chalo mystery solved abt him… My question what do U have in UR cup and what does this paper in UR hand sayz? ..

:rotato:

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I don’t drink chai, so this is hot chocolate in my cup :chai: And the paper in my hands is the list of guppies Phatima gives me that I have to warn/ban everyday. :halo:

James bhai Iska matlab khaali cup ki baari kal hai? :cb:

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HaaN :cb:

:chai:

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:smack:
kissi din Coffee bhee pee liya karain…kalay ho jayain gay:devil:

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^ :smack: Aik tou pata nahi amiyan inn choti choti bachiyon k dimaghon mein ghalat baat kyon daal deti hain :frusty:

Agar chai peeney sey rang kaala hota, tou kaaley log jo chai nahi peetey, woh kyon kaaley hain aur gorey log jo chai peetey hain, woh kaaley kyon nahi hain? :bailan:

James bhai Chutti enjoy horahi hai phir? :smokin2: Mein tou abhi angraizi ki stupid assignment (assignment kamm, flooding ziada) kar raha hoon :halo: Phir ghar k kaam karney hain :teary2: