well, I was just playing football with the boys and my bros on the street, and mean while a crew of 3 little toddlers decided to chase me…
ok fair enough, i played football whilst being chased by the kiddies 
after playing footy, were were all sat at the garden table, I heard lil kids sniggering behind me, looked back and I see a hugeeeeeeeeeee sweeping broom eleveated in the air heading towards my head!!
SHOCKK* *HORROR 
luckily i shreakked bolyywood ishtyle and got away just in time..!!
beware of kids, they are evill disguised in a bundle of cuteness…
I’m more scared of kids than pyaar :pcg: