Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
Nurse - “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use SURPRISE doonga..!
Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O’ bolo
ta ra ra.
Why did Sardaar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what?
—To avoid side effect!!!
Man: Santa, where were u born?
Santa: punjab.
man: which part.
Santa: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
Why was Santa writing the exam near the door ?
Bcoz it was an entrance exam
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed.
How can you fill lassi in it ?’
Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge…think…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHIN”
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road. why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
ASIF!!! 