** got sOOOoooOOOO many bumper stickers!**
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Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
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You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
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I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
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So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute!
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I need someone really bad… are you really bad?
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I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
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Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
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Montana – At least our cows are sane!
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God must love stupid people, he made so many.
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When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Where there’s a will, I want to be in it!
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It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better..
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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
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I like you, but I wouldn’t want to see you working with subatomic particles.
*** 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
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*Ted Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I’ve killed with my gun.
** unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of Truth! **