TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS
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You wake up at 3a.m. to go to the bathroom, and
check your email on the way back to bed. -
Your firstborn is named dotcom.
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You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled
with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the
plug on a loved one. -
You spend half of a plane trip with you laptop in
your lap…and your child in the overhead
compartment. -
You decide to stay in college for an additional year
or two, just for the free Internet access. -
You find yourself typing “com” after every
period.com -
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
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You move into a new home and decide to
Netscape before you landscape. -
You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
DRUM ROLL PLEASE ![]()
AND THE NO. 1 SIGN THAT YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS
ANONYMOUS:
- Immediately after reading this list, you email it to
someone.