A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair,turned on
the TV, and said to his wife,“Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.”
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.When he finished it,
he said, “Quick, bring me another beer.It’s gonna start.”
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.When it was
gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts.
"That’s it! She blows her top!“You ba$tard! You waltz in here, flop your
fat a$$ down, don’teven say hello to me and then expect me to run around
like your slave.Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron
all day long?”
The husband sighed. “Oh no - it’s started!”
u mean the fight
i posted it a few months ago :)
no, i mean the nag
monasha u always seem to post jokes before me. 