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This is Hilariuos… 
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There was once an Indian and a Pakistani who lived next door to
each other. The Pakistani owned a hen and each morning would look
in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an
egg in the Indian’s garden. He was about to go next door when
he saw the Indian pick up the egg. The Pakistani ran up to the
Indian and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned
the hen. The Indian disagreed because the egg was laid on his
property.
They argued for a while until finally the Pakistani said, “In my family
we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the
face and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me
in the face and time how long it takes for me to get up, whoever
gets up quicker wins the egg.”
The Indian agreed to this and so the Pakistani found his heaviest
pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran
toward the Indian and kicked as hard as he could in the face.
The Indian fell to the floor clutching his jaw howling in agony
for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Indian stood up and said, “Now it’s my turn to
kick you.”
The Pakistani said, "Keep the damn egg!
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