Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. > >“Hey, Antonio,” said Luigi, “where you been for the past two >weeks? Nobody seen you around!” > >“Dona talka to me, Luigi,” replied Antonio. “I been inna jail.” > >“Jail!” exclaimed Luigi. “What for you been in jail?” > >“Wella, Luigi,” Antonio said, “I was lying onna dis beach, and >the cops come, arrest me and throw me inna jail.” > >“But dey dona throw you in jail just for lying onna da beach!” > >Luigi countered. “Yeah, but dis beach, she was a-screamin and >a-kickin and a-yellin”. >*****************************************************