A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men
say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul-mouthed swine !,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this
country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public.”
“Hey, coola down, lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sex?
I’ma just a tellin’ my friend how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”
Bet you’ll read it twice.
and yes i did read it twice 