A Pakistani, while visiting Mumbai, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the New Andheri Flyover, the Pakistani who had never seen such buildings asked the cab driver “What’s this thing?” “That’s the New Flyover, the biggest in Mumbai” replied the cabbie. “Flyover? How long did it take you guys to build that?” asked the Pakistani. “About 5 years” replied the cabbie.
“5 years? We build them twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down in Karachi, and we do that in six months.”
A while later the cab driver made his way past the Nehru Planetarium. “What’s that building ?” asked the Pakistani. "That’s the Planetarium " replied the cabbie. “Planetarium huh ? How long did it take you to build that?” asked the Pakistani. “About three years” replied the cabbie. “Three years huh? We build them twice as high, three times as long and four times as wide as that down in Karachi, and it only takes us about two weeks.”
Shortly thereafter the cabbie drove past the Air India building . “What’s that building over there?” asked the Pakistani, pointing at the tower. “I don’t know” replied the cabbie, "It wasn’t here when I drove by yesterday.
It was Santa Singh’s wedding anniversary.
‘Shall we have tandoori chicken to celebrate the occasion?’ asked Mrs. Santa Singh.
‘Why take it out on the poor chicken for a mistake we did’ replied Santa Singh.
