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It irks me to no end when I see pregnant women smoking tens of cigarettes daily. Like… why would you do that!!!
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It irks me to no end when someone calls their upper lip...upper lips.
You can only have ONE upper lip. Just one.
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To see you on GS 
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^ And you always will 
It irks me to no end when people abuse certain words e.g. literally. “I literally cried my brains out”. How do you literally cry your brains out?!
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It irks me to no end when girls do NOT propose to shareef laRke ;)
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Shareef + Larkay = Oxymoron :p
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Shareef + Larkay = Oxymoron :p
*ok ok...so, you think the reverse can be true?
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It irks me when people write like this:-
Hi HoW aRe YoU? or
I iz de best init brooo
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It irks me when people say “dear”…especically a fobby “dear”…which is repeated more often…and applied liberally with strangers. “Hello dears. I am having very much problems. What to do? Please advise me dears how I can solve. Thanks dears.” You can receive help even without that term of endearment…you need not try to soften people up for that. 
And some nicks/avatars annoy me…the ones that make 20/30-year-old something women seem like they’re still naive 'lil paris…and they have a posting style to match too. (that’s even more annoying). There I said it!!! 
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It irks me when people say things like
'Your hair are fine'
'Your hairs are so beautiful'
'My hair look weird'
Basically, either treating 'hair' as a plural word or referring to their hair as 'hairs'. I see this being done so often.
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So, dear, hows yous?
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The Chinese do that a lot as well.. I don’t mind it tho..
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The Chinese do that a lot as well.. I don't mind it tho..
Yeah...but I've seen it more often in desis. And it can sound real granny/aunty/ like...and this will sound mean/shallow...but accent plays a role. I see it on here as well...often in the Fashion forum. I just don't get it. You could just say "dear" once. But several times....and with virtual strangers....what's the point? Is it the thought that being "nice" like that will soften people up in giving advice? I dunno..it's not necessary. And this may sound even meaner...but I hope that people who do this will come across the post and quit.
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So, dear, hows yous?
Fine dearie. How you doin?
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(I said it in a very posh British accent). I'm great, thanks.
So, it's quite clear, that you don't like to be called dear. I think its your inner fear of desi fobs checking your rear. However, you could throw a spear, in the hope it shall bring them a tear to their eyes and wallah sit down here and have a bear with some random queer. My lovely dear.
Ok, I am bored and should be asleep as I have tons of work. :s
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All that effort for me? I’m touched dear. 
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Just for you!
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whn ppl crack bahooda jokes
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Oooh...how about when people say "I have a heartburn"
Again, just ONE heartburn.
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It irks me to no end when...
... when somebody looks down on another because he is more educated, richer, prettier or for what so ever reason.
Dunya par agaye ho tau tikk kar baitho, no need to fly in the air.
...when kisi ko izzat na raaz aye.
Some people really do behave only when they are held under a thumb.
...when somebody is a butt kisser/ a suck-up
Where is your self respect?!
...when somebody thinks he/she is from the royal family.
Fine, you are princess in your own house. But when you are elsewhere, try to behave like a mortal.
...when a person insults another person in public.
If i were you i would try to sit still in a corner, trying not to draw any attention towards myself. Because you are more joke-material than the person you are making fun of.
...when people keep praising themselves and their kids.
Need any attention?!!?
I will add more irks later.