IT Guys life style Vs IT Gal life style

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF AN IT GUY

a) Bank Balance
First Week==> 20000
Second Week ==> 2000
Third Week ==> 200
Fourth Week ==> 20
b) Conveyance
First Week==>Auto (“I can afford it”)
Second Week ==> Share Auto (“I would like to share. I am selfless!”)
Third Week ==> Bus (“Public figures should travel by public transport”)
Fourth Week ==> Walk (“Good for health”)

c) Girl Friends
First Week==>Eena, Meena & Tina (“I can BUY love”)
Second Week ==> Meena &Tina (“I have enough girl friends”)
Third Week ==> Tina (“I am loyal to her”)
Fourth Week ==> “Huh! There is no pure love on earth!”

**d) Mobile Maintenance
**First Week==>Frequent outgoing calls (“This is what mobile is invented for”)
Second Week ==> Restricted outgoing calls (“I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines”)
Third Week ==> Rare outgoing calls (“Mobileshould be used in urgent situations only”)
Fourth Week ==> Only incoming calls (“I am not going to call her until she calls me”)

e) Boozing
First Week==>"Come, let’s go to Goa and freak out!
Second Week ==> “Man, there is nothing in Goa. Let’s go to Mysore.”
Third Week ==> “The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?”
Fourth Week ==> “Drinking is injurious to health.”

M**ONTHLY MILESTONES OF AN IT GIRL **

a) Bank Balance
First Week==>20000
Second Week ==> 20000
Third Week ==> 20000
Fourth Week ==> 20000

b) Conveyance
First Week==>Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”)
Second Week ==> Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”)
Third Week ==> Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”)
Fourth Week ==> Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”)

c) Boy Friends
First Week==>Rahul, abhinav, Robin,
Second Week ==> saleem, Peter, harvinder…
Third Week ==> Sachin, sumeet, vinay..
Fourth Week ==> Abhijeet, Ram, christopher…

d) Mobile Maintenance
First Week==>Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Second Week ==> Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Third Week ==> Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Fourth Week ==> Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

**e) Boozing
**First Week==>"Come, let’s go to Goa and freak out!
Second Week ==> "Come, let’s go to Kulu and freak out!
Third Week ==> "Come, let’s go to Shimla and freak out!
Fourth Week ==> "Come, let’s go to darjling and freak out!