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Femme, if you promise to drown me, dip aside I'm willing to dive into your sea-ness.
Leave it to Romeo to come up with these Dr. Phil kinda discussions. Romeo, may be she was trying to tell you that her Ex had a tiny issue. When a woman says that the divorce was peaceful (as in custody, alimony, child support, etc.) she generally looks for softer and neutral terms, and she was also probably being respectful to her Ex, as who knows who was at fault for not making it work. People do grow out of love, it is not unusual, in this country every other marriage ends up in divorce, and for over half the cases, a marriage lasts less than 2 years (with half of that half lasting less than a year). I know a guy who was married for 14 days.
Let me give you a grownup advice. Women are always very unclear, they don’t mean what they say, and they leave a lot to your imagination (stupid women think that men are smart). You have to figure out what they really mean. Most often, what is important is what is not said. You need to learn to read what’s in their brains. It is a skill. Let me give you a few examples, if a woman says “move the table”, she means that she likes you. If she asks you to hand her the remote control, she has some sinister motives; if she asks for a cup of tea, she wants you to take her out to dinner (and movie); when she tells you she loves you, she wants to know if you finished the laundry. Remember never to mix whites and mixed load. I made that mistake once. Never again in my life. It was a just lousy pair of socks. God damn it.
I hope it helps. By the way, my office is throwing a farewell for me in about an hour….I am finally being kicked out of here. I have been doing 2 jobs for the past 2 months. Now I will be doing just one. How sad. Oh well, life goes on.
what happened ? why did you loose your job ?
BTW what are your plans for the future ?
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Remember never to mix whites and mixed load. I made that mistake once. Never again in my life. It was a just lousy pair of socks. God damn it.
I hope it helps. By the way, my office is throwing a farewell for me in about an hour….I am finally being kicked out of here. I have been doing 2 jobs for the past 2 months. Now I will be doing just one. How sad. Oh well, life goes on.
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hahahahah...
BTW/ Make sure you don't use the copier for illicit purposes with your old (methuslah) secretary.
Saadia…I didn’t lose my job, I changed my jobs, and for the past 2 months I was training my replacement….I tried dragging my arse, but now the guy is ready (he thinks he is) to take over what I did. I certainly feel ready for my new job…well almost ready.
CH yaar, my farewell yesterday was more than I ever expected..even the people who I thought hated my guts gave me high marks (and a cool coach portfolio). I was totally touched. Today, I am emptying my cabinets (you know shredding, etc….never to leave any evidence), and I start Monday. When the hell is your travels over? Are you in the country on the 21st? Friday? I have a date with Romeo, see if you can join, we will issuelessly rough him up together. Moron needs some good blow.