Israelis and insect in coffee?

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of
Coffee - what would you do?
Here is one analysis:

1.The European: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe

2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee

3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away

4.The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect

5.The Israeli:

  • Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
  • Screams that his security is in peril.
  • Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee.
  • Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks
    with weapons of mass insects.
  • Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks on
    Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus,
    Discrimination against Noah’s Ark.
  • Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or
    landing in coffee cups.
  • Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and
    electricity, humiliates and terrorises civilians, kills or maims anyone
    in his way.
  • Imposes more military aid on the American.
  • Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another
    cup of coffee.
    **Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation.

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Very good, and also true!!!

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Brenda

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst!!!

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I think there is a joke section.

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underthedome

not really a joke only offends people who are pro zionist i.e racist

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You forgot one:

  1. The Keyboard Jehadi Guppie Whines that it is the US fault because they support the corrupt columbian cofee growers by purchasing their product

Praises the "martyred" insect for it's heroism and calls for a holy war against the US

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You must be an american Stu!

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The Pakistani: immediately blames all Indians for the insect falling into the coffee.

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TIME Magazine: Sets aside a whole issue on insects, their billion year life on this earth (evolution and all) and how today they are being used as weapons of mass destruction by the terrorist palestinians. Publishes pictures of insects with overgrown beards wearing a palestenian flag as a bandana. Proposes USA to approve a lifetime supply of 'RAID' for israel so they can eliminate all insect terrorists by killing all the insect polulation of the world. (Ok i got a bit carried away in the last line, but you get the idea!)