Islamic Stuff ol folks dont tell us (you know what I'm talking about..)

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This is a letter I got from someone fwd. it’s about Islam and sex. If you must, then I understand and you may delete this topic.. but I think it’s educational for our young community who aren’t told anything about this topic.. just people don’t post anything dirty reviewing this
Remember if your not comfortable with this, Mods. DELETE IT!

Assalamolaykum,

Well now this is gonna be a real offensive email to some. I recommend you
be over the age of 50 to read this email. This Emal is rated “MA-17”. But
the thing is you guys learn about sex in school anyways. We all are gonna
do it eventually one day so we should know how to do it. Heck we learn it in
elementary school. So therefore I am not so ashamed in telling you what
Islam allows and what Islam doesnt allow in sex. Allah has created this
thing and it is a part of life. Infact it is a duty ordained by Allah on us
to have sex, and lots of it. Yeaaaaaah baaaaaaabyyyy !!! Hey wether we
wanna admit it or not we always think about, so why not learn about it the
Islamic way before we do something that is haram for the rest of our lives.
And I bet my Title got all your attentions.

First off when a couple does it with the intention of pleasing Allah they
get the reward of Sadaqah. When a couple has sex Allah gives them a reward
as if they have given gold in charity the size of mount Uhud. MOunt Uhud is
are the big mountains behind the Kaba.
Yes Sex is a Sunnah and you get reward for doing it. As you can see
according to my master plan if I do it at least 4 times a week I will be
getting the reward of having given 4 Mount Uhud size of mountiains of gold
in charity a week. Man ill groove my way in to Jannat. On the day of
Judgement when you see a guy with a lot of mountains in his good deeds you
know you have spotted Ehsan Siddiqui from Miami just wave and say “Salam” to
me. Im telling you guys Allah wants us to get Jannat so badly but we are so
stupid and ignorant in disobeying Allah.

What kind of sex does Islam allow and forbid?

First of Anal Sex is a big no no it is plain and simple haram. Well guys
this is a real shocker what Islam allows. When I heard this from a Mufti I
couldn’t believe my ears as my friend asked a Mufti, “Is oral sex allowed?”
He said “Yes” Islam allows oral sex as
long as you dont swallow and you spit out the fliud. It is haram when you
swallow the fluid. First off all I dont ever plan on doing that and Im
still shocked that Islam allows that. Dont go on doing this, I have to
verify that reading Hadith’s im still not convinced
as to how Islam allows it.

Also, It is haram for a man to have sex with his wife when she is
mentruating. What a couple can do during the womens menstration is
foreplay. Yup foreplay is also Sunnah and you get reward for that. You are
allowed to finger the wife and the wife is allowed to
ejaculate the man. Pretty gross stuff if you ask me, but hey thats what is
allowed. But no intercourse can be performed when the women is menstrating.
There is a severe punishement for doing it when the woman in menstruating.
Man Islam is great imagine Allah giving me reward on the day of Judegement
for touching and doing foreplay with
my wife all ova, I love I love it alot. Just playing guys dont think im
perverted.

What are the attiquetes of sex?

First of you should start saying “Bismillah” and there is also this dua.
And if we recite this dua the Shaitan wont be able to harm the child if a
child is conceived from the contact. Shaitan better stay away from my kids,
or hes gonna get it. For young couples it is
adviced to do it 4 times a week for older couples 1 time a week and three
times a month at least. And this is from a book “Marriage in Islam” dont
think im speaking from experience im only 19 and unforunately unmarried:

“It is not commendable to cohabit with the wife on the first, middle and
last days of the lunar month. It is commendable to cohabit on a Friday
evening. After ejaculation, the husband should let his body lay some time
upon his wife until she climaxes, as she is slower to climax. It is painful
for her to be separated from her husband once her sexual passion has been
aroused. And it is a sin to come out
before her climax.” - (Some Muslim brother with a long name)

Guys I know some of this stuff is real offenisive and is material that
shouldnt just be emailed to everyone on the list. But seriously we all
think about it and are curious. I doubt that our parents will come up to us
and tell us these things. Heck my mom still
thinks I dont know how babies are formed little does she know I forged the
notes when I was in 5th grade to get into Sex Ed., the only reason I did it
was because I was the only kid in my school in 4th grade not taking Sex Ed
because of my mom. And I didnt wanna
spend an hour in the library agian and people laughing at me. She was like
when they talk about this close your ears, being the little harami I was I
was like yeah whatever mom, and heard every single minute detail my teacher
was saying and thought man my mom and dad
are real bad people they did it. Most of us do so many wrong things, not
because we are bad people, but because no one teaches us. Being a teenager
like most of you guys on this list I can understand there are many questions
and things we wanna know about but are to
embarrassed to ask. I have no shame me and my friend ask ALims straight
things like is this kind of sex allowed or can I kill this class mate who
calls me a terorist and they answer us. One alim is like man when you get
married then Ill tell you some more good
stuff. So stay tuned after my marriage the information might get spicier,
then again I wont have the time to write emails.

salam

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not offensive
rather educative...

hey i didnt know it was a sunnah...
so u mean all this time....wow ...finally i see a chance of going into heaven...

ok coming into serious stuff.....
whats with the lunar cycles of the month...?
that kinda got to me????

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SEX hmmmmmmmmm a sunah...could YOU please give some references? Prove your point from hadiths and/or quran please. you said "haveing sex 4 times a week will give me awards" ONLY 4 times a week come on man....anyways PLEASE GIVE US SOME REFERENCES WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM? IF A FRIEND SENT IT YOU THEN ASK HIM/HER, IT SHOULD BE FROM HADITH OR/AND QURAN, IF NOT THAN ITS A BULL SHIT!

Jaawan

Till next time*K_I_S_S*

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most of the garbage in this article is that guy's personal thoughts and for amusement (seems like). It has no linking to any reliable source....hence it should be taken as such......for amusement only...read it and forget it!

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i was taught that sex is sunnah by my islamiyat sir when i was in grade 9. i dont know about the "4 times a week and ....." thing.

[This message has been edited by MTNuTT (edited September 08, 1999).]

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and i dont know the mount uhud reward thing.

[This message has been edited by MTNuTT (edited September 08, 1999).]

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I dont find anything wrong with that article. It is written in a different style, but the message still conforms to the rules laid down by Islam. Sex is a strong deriving force which demands satisfaction and fullfilment. Marriage is one of it. And sex within marriage is nothing less than a sawab (recompense). By instituting marriage, Islam has regulated this for us and anyone following the rules of Islam is bound to be rewarded. Wheather, to the equal of mount Uhud or Shimla paharri in Lahore is debatable. May be it also depends upon neeyat (intentions) and performance :)

And when we try to follow the Qura~n, we look for the example of our beloved Prophet, Mohammad saaw. So we are following the Sunna.

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Sexual relations with ones wife is a form of sadqah, as said in a hadees, and it indeed is a source of sawab, since one fulfills the rights of his wife by having relations with her. The ahadees and sunnats, and their rewards quoted in the above post are indeed true, but the way they are written, seems that the writer is more inclined towards the sexual aspect of it, which of course isnt what those ahadees are about. Its plainly about fulfulling your wifes rights, and Allah gives sawab based on ones niyyat. If you go to your wife with the intention of 'getting some', then your sawab obviously goes down the drain. If your niyyat is to fulfill a sunnat alongwith the rights of your wife, then you are in for the rewards. But please, dont make a mockery of it, whatever ur intentions might be. The readers only know what they read....they dont know your intentions. So be tasteful in your writing alongwith ur intentions.

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damn........

well i was telling someone about this article and they thought it to be bogus too...

though i dont....
however some of u intellectual guppos who are highly educated in islam can shed some light here.....

i am not talking about any hadees etc. i want to know what The Holy Quran says about the topic

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nadia21 asks....>>i am not talking about any hadees etc. i want to know what The Holy Quran says about the topic<<

I think by now you would know that sex is a strong deriving force which needs to be fulfilled. Marriage is the only legal way of doing so. In marriage, we are obligated to satisfy one n other sexualy. There are limits, however. Allah says

"What! Of all creatures, do not approach males and leave the spouces whom your Lord has created for you? Indeed, you are people transgressing (all limits)! (26:165-166)

So such perverted homosexual activity is sexual deviation, and surely you can blam it on those tapes you are reffering to in another posts. It is reversal of natural order.

Equaly so, is intercourse with one's wife thru her anas. It is reported by Ahmad, al-Tirmidhi, al-Nisai and Ib Majah

"Do not approach women from the anus."

Omar came to Prophet, pbuh, one day saying, 'O Messenger of Allah, I am ruined!' 'What happened?' asked the Prophet, pbuh. He replied, 'Last night I turned my wife over.' meaning that he had vaginal intercourse with her from back. The Prophet, pbuh, did not say anything to him until the verse (2:223)* were revealed. Explaining the verse, Prophet, pbuh told him.

'From the front or back, but avoid the anus and intercourse during menstruation.' (Ahmad)

Accordingly, about menstruation. The following verse is was revealed.

"They ask you concerning menstruation. Say: that is an Adha (a harmful thing for a husband to have a sexual intercourse with his wife while she is having her menses), therefore keep away from women during menses and go not unto them till they have purified (from menses and have taken a bath). And when they have purified themselves, then go in unto them as Allâh has ordained for you (go in unto them in any manner as long as it is in their vagina). Truly, Allâh loves those who turn unto Him in repentance and loves those who purify themselves (by taking a bath and cleaning and washing thoroughly their private parts, bodies, for their prayers, etc.)." (2:222)

But 'keeping away' or 'refraing' mentioned above does not mean not having any physical relationship. This is jahalat. So one can fondle, kiss, or have other sexual gratification, discussed earlier. Recent medical research discovered that menstrual fluide contains toxic substance which if, undischarged, may be harmful to body.

And that is all. One of the beauties of Islam is that it has prohibited only such things as are unnecessary and dispensible, while providing alternatives which are better and which give greater ease and comfort. Allah says;

"...He has explained to you what He has made Haram for you....." (6:119)

:)*

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Quran and Hadiths

I don’t believe the Quran says any thing specific about sex between husband and wife–whether it is a virtue or not. However, it’s really silly to say that “I don’t care about the hadiths.” That’s become a silly habit among many Muslims. Without the hadiths there is no Islam. I mean, how do you know how to even pray? All the details are in the hadith. So, one cannot really ignore the hadith. Quran, for the most part, deals with very spiritual matters in the abstract sense–you really need the hadith to follow the quran.

Here is a strong Hadith from Al-Bukarhi:

Narrated 'Aisha:

The Prophet and I used to take a bath from a single pot while we were Junub. During the menses, he used to order me to put on an Izar (dress worn below the waist) and used to fondle me. While in Itikaf, he used to bring his head near me and I would wash it while I used to be in my periods (menses).

Source for hadiths:

http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/reference/searchhadith.html

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** It is commendable to cohabit on a Friday
evening. After ejaculation, the husband should let his body lay some time
upon his wife until she climaxes, as she is slower to climax. It is painful
for her to be separated from her husband once her sexual passion has been
aroused. And it is a sin to come out
before her climax.” **

Many older folks like me who are over 50 would like to see how this laying over after ejaculation helps in bringing the owman to climax.
if some one could demonstrate that it works, it could be the greatest break of the 21st century.

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hahahahahahahahahah…man Channji. I am friggin cryin ovuh heah!!! :hehe: