Islamic Pickup lines(for all you guys/gals out there)

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. I’m looking for the “Made In Jannah” tag
  2. Are those legs halal?
    3.OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me..
  3. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
    5.wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah"
  4. Marry me so I don’t have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room..
  5. Girl you fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really payed off
  6. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
  7. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
  8. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She aiight”
    11.You’re so fine, I wanna marry you, get 10 kids with you and pray domestic jamaah for the rest of our lives.
  9. “U thief. u know, its wrong to steal in islam”
    “how am i a thief?”
    “u stole my heart”
  10. Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
  11. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
  12. “Nice ankles. Very nice”
  13. I must be in paradise and you must be the Noor
  14. Girl…I know its haraam “paying” so much “interest” in you…but I can’t help myself…
    18.can i wear you on my way to israel? cuz ur the bomb!
    19.wanna ride shotgun on my camel?
    20.Girl you fine, TAKBEER
  15. Girl you’re so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.
  16. You are the noor of my eyes.
  17. Hey do you want to pray together? Should I call you or Nudge you?
    24.Your face shines with so much noor that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships
  18. Have your ammi call my ammi
  19. You are the reason hijab was mandated.
  20. You are the coolness of my eyes.
  21. I didn’t trip over my robe, I fell for you.
  22. You’re so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
  23. I have some sort of sickness but Allahswt has created a cure, thats you.
  24. Sister, I’m not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
  25. Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
  26. The noor on your face is soo strong, I think I’m going to go blind!
  27. “Hey I’m a nice muslim boy and you seem like a nice muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?”
    35.Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
    36.Sister For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
    37.Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
    38.I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
    39.To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
    40.Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
    41.You can’t play basketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
  28. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part…
  29. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?
    44.What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
    45.Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.
    46.It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that’s the night that angels come down from Heaven.
    47.I’ve had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
    48.I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
    49.I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin.
    50.Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
    51.I’m not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
    52.I just made dua for YOU
    53.I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you.
  30. I’m not staring, I’m just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
    55.Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.
    56.I’m new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?
    57.You make me realise why we’re asked to lower our gaze so much
    58.I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk
    59.I dont need mahr…YOU are my mahr
    60.Do u remember me?..from the alam al-arwah?
    61.Is it me or is it getting a lil halal in here?
    62.Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn like you have to be back in paradise?
    63.Black is definately your color.
    64.Girl if lookin at u is gunnah then i don’t want to get any sawab
    65.“I hope everything I can’t see is as hot as everything I can see.”
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Re: Islamic Pickup lines(for all you guys/gals out there)

hah
i seen them around

looks like someone has added to the list

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Re: Islamic Pickup lines(for all you guys/gals out there)

Its an ongoing list on a special website :)

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hahhahahh thats jokes yo... tooo good !

Mahatma Gandhi you never knew..Truly Inspirational
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Re: Islamic Pickup lines(for all you guys/gals out there)

So contradicting to Islam, not even a joke. May Allah protect us from all this fitna.

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they make me want to puke...:D

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Not everyone would find everything funny!

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I took a Turkish blond (named Zainab) to Queen Mary (Westfield college) in East London when I was in Studying for my Masters. QMW was famous for Islamic hold. So initially molvis thought I was dating a blond girl & walking in Uni with her, since most of the molvis knew me & they came & threaten me for dating a European. My answer was, "Meet Zainab, she is s turkish muslim".

Zainab was with me in QMW for like two hours & when we sat in car to drive back to West London - she put like 50 to 60 small pieces of papers infront of me saying, "Lets check Najim, what I have got". Each paper said something like,

"Salam o Alekum Sister, u are so beautiful, if interested in marriage please contat me .. 07XXXXXX"

Zainab & I had a good laugh all our way back to West London reading those pieces. Other ridiculous thing for what I had a fight with molvis in London was, when one of them asked me, brother join us for the meeting, u will see some really pretty sisters there. I was fuming, "Pretty sisters" - go to hell - ask ur sister to come & I'll see her & say if she is a "pretty sister" or not. In UK these mental molvis use so ridiculous terms that most of the sane people just get shocked listening to their terms.

So imagine where these jokes are coming from.

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yeah…and earlier some idiot who didn’t have a sense of humor got rid of the whole list. Thank goodness some people had them saved. so we got em back. but i lost my admin powers :bummer:

i see that it went down from like 72 to 65. :hmmm:

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Re: Islamic Pickup lines(for all you guys/gals out there)

**ppl with NO SENSE OF HUMOUR should refrain from coming to the jokes section :naraz: **

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:hehe:

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Tofibaba, OOOOOOOOooooooooo man you are in sooooooooooooo much trouble. LOL cool list man.

Najim: Good you posted your experience, this kind of people are called Doghlay in urdu.

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:lajawab:

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lol......how cheap.....lol...but it is always fun to read than to experience...someone i think call them contradiction to Islam...they r not contradicting Islam in ny sense. they r just GARBAGE...n garbage could b displayed n always fun to paint...but it will remain b garbage...so njoY

n nice stuff najim...but i think ur take was also not less than them...their sisters didnt do nything, so y u targetted them??

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:D

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False and Pathetic..............................................Some lines are unislamic and Some lines are making fun of Quran and Sunnah.

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47.I’ve had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.

hahaha…:omg:… I phound that phunny… :snooty:

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thts funny :hehe: